Heh. I like that. It's like, 'Okay, that stuff took place' '...Oh wait. ...I guess those achievements do seem kind of unlikely now you mention it...'
...Isn't that left panel one sentence? Shouldn't that mean it should all be in past tense? Climbed, Found, Defeated, and Swam?
You know... I don't think the 'finding and defeating a giant' seems all that impossible. ...well... maybe the finding a giant, if giants don't exist. That would make it kind of impossible.
So, does this mean North has always been really weird? Doing stuff like traveling faster than humanly possible and all the time doing weird stuff without realizing it?
Never mind, someone already mentioned the tenses.
(wonders why I even notice stuff like that, when I'm so very unobservent when not reading stuff. Well... I suppose in fiction, almost everything has a reason for being there, so I have to pay attention if I'm going to try guessing at what'll happen next)